ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii, via pizza)

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via pizza)

"With you,
I don’t feel butterflies in my stomach,
no,
I feel a thousand stars
exploding in my chest
at the same time."
- m.v., We are supernova (via findingwordsforthoughts)

(via themidorineko)

Anonymous asked: Why are you so exceptionally great?

I dunno what you’re talking about

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

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  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.

we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

(Source: frenchtoastkarma, via hidden-scars-and-feelings)

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

(Source: rosaeverdeen, via sherlocksoutgettingmilk)