thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

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perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

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dudeyourenotsam:

nO BUT LIKE THERE WAS THIS

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AND THEN WE GOT THIS

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(still laughing at that omg)

AND THEN SOMEHOW IT BECOMES THIS?????

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AND THEN IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH OF A TRANSFORMATION WE GET THIS

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(omfg is he wearing a boston shirt asjgfklt;jrsgdfl;jhgf also dogs)

THEN WE GET THIS

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AND THIS

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AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS

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AND THIS

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AND THEN WE HAVE THIS

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wHY

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theindependentvigilante:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

Write a book

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fiyero-rocher:

theatre = art form

theater = location

if it has musical numbers = musical

if it does not = play

when in doubt, just call it a show

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